Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I could fuck to npr.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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