did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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