No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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