Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
