How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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