I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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