My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
