I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
this must be what syphilis tastes like
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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