this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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