Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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