Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
