He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Randomize
