ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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