if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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