That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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