Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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