I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
