You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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