You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
birth control should be required to get into college
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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