It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
