whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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