we made out on top of his cat.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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