Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I need to align my fucking chakras
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