He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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