woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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