therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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