I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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