so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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