remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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