At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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