is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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