Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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