a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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