I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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