Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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