After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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