the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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