that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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