# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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