I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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