A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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