Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
