That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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