Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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