found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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