I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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