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I think I am morally bankrupt
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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