Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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