People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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