apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This is the high leading the old right now
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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